Figure 1: The gastronintestinal tract of a chicken. Each of these regions has a specific role in the digestion process and absorption of nutrients. Clue, Evidence, and a Smoking Gun is a related inverse that deals with deductions rather than listing things. The gut is separated into five distinct regions (Figure 1) the crop, proventriculus, gizzard, small intestine (duodenum, jejunum and ileum) and large intestine (ceca, colon and rectum). The inverse is Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick, where a list of seemingly mundane things ends with something much darker. The chicken gut is the habitat to trillions of microorganisms that affect physiological functions and immune status through metabolic activities and host interaction. Compare Poke the Poodle, Skewed Priorities, All Crimes Are Equal, Jaywalking Will Ruin Your Life, when the minor crime carries significant consequences, and Worst News Judgement Ever where jaywalking is the main headline over arson and murder.
See also: List of Transgressions, Arson, Murder, and Lifesaving, Felony Misdemeanor, Good News, Bad News, Odd Name Out, The Triple. like a parking ticket) rather than a proper criminal offense, and some cities don't even bother to enforce it. In places where jaywalking is illegal, it's usually an infraction (i.e. In many other countries, not only are there almost no restrictions on where you can cross, but the idea of someone being fined for crossing the road is alien. In the US and Canada, "jaywalking" means crossing the road in a dangerous manner, particularly ignoring the crosswalks when crossing city streets. Sometimes this will stick to the Rule of Three, but sometimes a proper Long List will increase the humor. When listing three or more things, the comedy rule is to not finish strong, but to list some strong examples followed by a very weak example, for the funny.